Burping Up Absynthe

Last Post on this Blog

2008-04-14T20:03:00.004-05:00

I'm switching back over to the old account at the North Lamar Bomb Drop

Eat it, Paris Hilton!!!!!!

2008-04-14T19:51:00.003-05:00

I can't believe this Marilyn Monroe sex "tape"...er, film...has existed my whole life and I didn't know. My God....I must be slipping in my old age and, once again, when I was a baby.
Anyway, I wonder if Paris will get a special screening to learn how to give head. We can only hope.

SUCK IT, PARIS!!!!!

Hot Chick of the Day- Billie Piper

2008-04-14T19:44:00.002-05:00

Ah, my Whovian dork-dom is too much for her I'm sure. Doesn't change the fact she is smoking hot and will reprise her role as Rose Tyler for the upcoming season of BBC's Doctor Who.

Friday Night at the HiTone.....

2008-02-29T15:23:00.003-06:00

....Streetside Symphony is gonna rock the joint for their CD release party. If you've never heard then before, then first off, you are a loser......secondly go to their Myspace to hear song samples. I'll have pics tomorrow after the hang over.

The WTC part is just wrong....

2008-02-29T15:15:00.002-06:00

The Edible History of Modern Warfare

hattip: Laughing Squid

ZOMG!!!!!! ROFL is so L4M3!!!!!!!

2008-02-29T15:06:00.000-06:00

How To Behave On An Internet Forum

RIP, Mr. Buckley

2008-02-27T15:13:00.005-06:00

Buckley was/is a beacon of what political discourse should be in this nation....informed, rational, and intelligent. You might not agree with him, but you at least knew he seriously pondered and studied the issue. Unfortunately, he is a dying breed while those who are more concerned with their own fame than any betterment of our American experiment have hijacked our eardrums.....Yes, I'm talking to you Rush, Hannity, Franken, Moore, Coulter, O' Reilley, "Hussein" Cunningham, Fleming, most of Air America and Fox News. Childish and immature demagoguery is all these charlatans spout. Both the Left and the Right are guilty, and should be held to task.

Hot Chick of the Day....

2008-02-26T18:57:00.002-06:00

...Rosario Dawson

MSNBC Democratic Debate tonight.....

2008-02-26T18:24:00.006-06:00

I'll be out playing trivia at the P&H, however, I'll Tivo-blog it later tonight. Until then....

.....7 Predictions:

1. Hillary Clinton will challenge Barack Obama to a fistfight. Obama will open with the jab, but Hillary is good against the ropes.

2. Both will promise to bankrupt our nation....of course, they call it Universal Health Care. John McCain will do the same thing.....of course, he'll call it 100 years of occupation.

3. Barack will touch Hillary at least three times.

4. Hillary and Barack will both shill against NAFTA, but neither will say how they would change it.

5. Hillary will tell the media to forget about the Somali-dressed Obama picture, but will manage to mention it repeatedly throughout the debate.

6. Hillary will talk about her experience on getting things done, but leave out that her main domestic(HillaryCare) and foreign(her Iraq vote) policy positions were massive failures.

7. Barack will say nothing of substance, and still, make all the women swoon and men question their sexuality.

Austin at night

2008-02-26T01:18:00.002-06:00

Austin at night, originally uploaded by bummersted.

Miss my 2nd hometown sometimes.....well, most of the time.

2008-02-26T01:13:00.002-06:00

Freaking Amazing.....

2008-02-26T00:47:00.003-06:00

Link: here

Hattip: Violet Blue(nsfw)

Up yours Sarah and Matt

2008-02-25T14:14:00.000-06:00

.....Jimmy and Ben win. WOW!!!!!!!

From the "What the Hell!!!!!" department....

2008-02-25T13:48:00.001-06:00

Phil Knight gives Oregon so much money that I'd bet they wear clear vinyl uniforms with matching horse bits if he made them. I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

-edit: Yes, I know, my Tigers lost. My brother, the UT grad, has been civil....barely.

Hot Chick of the Day....

2008-02-25T13:07:00.001-06:00

....yea I know.....I had pictures of her yesterday, but she is worth it.

I haven't had a smoke in almost 36 hours.....

2008-02-25T13:04:00.000-06:00

.....and I'm not even trying to quit. Just haven't wanted one. All of the nicotine is almost out of my body.

hattip: Digg

SNL IS BACK!!!!!!

2008-02-25T12:59:00.000-06:00

I don't agree about much with Mike Huckabee. Socially, he is 30 years behind....economically, he's too intrusive. You know what though.......He is damn funny. Clip below from SNL:

2008-02-25T00:14:00.001-06:00

more Academy Awards useless stats

2008-02-24T23:31:00.000-06:00

Winning percentages for the winners and multiple nominees. Bourne Ultimatum and La Vie En Rose did well, whereas Atonement and Michael Clayton stunk up the place. Does anyone remember Atonement winning? I'm guessing that was during sleepy time......er, Sound Editing/Old Guy/Dead Guy time.

Bourne Ultimatum- 100% (3/3)
La Vie En Rose- 66% (2/3)
No Country for Old Men- 50% (4/8)
Sweeney Todd- 33% (1/3)
There Will Be Blood- 25% (2/8)
Juno- 25% (1/4)
Ratatouille- 20% (1/5)
Atonement- 14% (1/7)
Michael Clayton-14% (1/7)

Academy Awards live blog

2008-02-24T20:11:00.002-06:00

Watch back here for notes and pictures from my new insomnia medication....the Oscars.

-8:00pm- I, in no way, have ever watched a second of Grey's Anatomy. However, if Katherine Heigl is always this hot........well, I might start.

-8:18pm- Javier Bardem won for No Country for Old Men. Big surprise. I don't think it is necessarily a vision of things to come(Bardem was hugely favored), but I can hope that the Coen Brothers win either Best Directing or Best Film.....so many great movies over the years and very little hardware.

-8:23pm- Anyone else notice that Jon Stewart isn't that funny tonight. The material is there, just his timing is off. His blase shtick only works if you actually think he cares at the end.

-8:25pm- Keri Russell is cute...very cute....but tonight.....she is no Katherine Heigl.

-8:28pm- Owen Wilson looks good. He's a funny guy......good to see him...you know.....alive. When did Jerry Seinfeld stop being funny?

-8:29pm- Picks for the remaining big awards:
Actor: DDL---------------YAAAA!!!!!!
Actress: Marion Cotillard-------YAAAA!!!!
Sup. Actress: Amy Ryan---------OOPS!!!
Directing: No Country for Old Men----------YAAAAAA!!!!!!
Film: No Country for Old Men----------------YAAAAAA!!!!!
Writing(Adapted): There Will Be Blood------OOPS!!
Writing(Original): Juno, Diablo Cody-------YAAAAA!!!!

-8:38pm- Missed that Supporting Actress winner didn't I? Everyone did.

-8:57pm- Weak year for song nominees....and by weak, I mean horse crap terrible. But I'm sure their mothers are proud.

-9:05pm- Sound editors do a magnificent job, but am I the only one who feels my hand dragging my ass to the remote?

-9:10pm-Best Actresss....is there any role that Cate Blanchett can't do? Marion Cotillard is really good....Ellen Page is a cutie....Juno is great.....and the Oscar goes to.....wow, I GOT ONE RIGHT!!!!!!!! And she really is hot.....even hotter than Katherine Heigl. Must.....find.....picture.

-9:19pm- Have.....found....picture.

-9:21pm- "Falling Slowly" is a great song.....and by great, I mean not a showtune. Hope it wins.

-9:30pm- Renee Zelweger also looking fab tonight.

Hotness Rankings tonight:
1. Marion Cotillard
2. Katherine Heigl
3. Diablo Cody
4. Hillary Swank
5. Penelope Cruz
6. Keri Russell
7. Cameron Diaz....from the neck down.
8. Renee Zelweger (seeya at Sugar's)
9. a pregnant Nicole Kidman

-9:45pm- Another GODDAMN SHOWTUNE!!!!!!!!!! Please don't win!!!!!!

-9:49pm- Thank God....the non-showtune won......

-9:57pm- Cameron Diaz is hot as usual.....and by hot as usual, I mean from the neck down. Glad I don't have an HDTV.

-10:01pm- H-I-L-L-A-R-Y-S-W-A-N-K EQUALS O-O-O-O-H Y-E-E-E-E-A-A-A!!!!!!!!

-10:02pm- "their work is done" is the early leader for creepiest line of the night. Thanks, Hillary.

-10:14pm- Nice touch with the soldiers. Weird moment with the first half of the acceptance speech.

-10:24pm- Time for the writers......hope Diablo Cody wins so I have a reason to post some pics of her......Hipster goodness.

-10:25pm- WOW, she did win......yummy pic time from her blog:

-10:31pm- Helen Mirren=buzzkill....Clooney is mindnumbing as usual in this clip....DDL is absolutely crazy....Johnny Depp shouldn't even be nominated.....Al Gore's roommate always looks and talks like he's constipated....Viggo Mortensen is McBAIN....and the winner is......Daniel Day Lewis.....big shock. My streak is now at 3. Let's finish strong boys.

-10:42pm- Coen Brothers get the Director nod.......no big surprise. Great movie. 4 in a row for me.

-10:45pm- Do Joel and Ethan Coen have anything else to say when they win best picture?

-10:46pm- Ahhhhh, another producer. He has words of his own....but not hair of his own. Damn shame......oooooh, name dropper.....Sidney Pollack.....old school......and no, the Coen's had nothing to say.

FIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot chick of the Day---Laetitia Casta

2008-02-23T11:53:00.001-06:00

Bringing out the way back machine on a Saturday.....

Muslims declare wussy-jihad against Doritos

2008-02-23T11:27:00.000-06:00

OK, not really...but this is fairly ridiculous. How bout just not eating the Doritos instead of bitching about it having 0.0001mg of ethyl alcohol? I'm sure it's a conspiracy to hold down the Muslim man, but c'mon, just hold your tongue and not eat Doritos.

"Besides Muslims, there are a lot of teetotal people who would not like to consume alcohol in any form. As far as possible we try and lobby for halal symbols on popular products like Kellogg's cereals.

SAY IT AIN'T SO, JO.....hansson

2008-02-22T21:15:00.000-06:00

Worst. Tattoo. Ever. on the Hottest. Girl. Ever.

"But the overly-cutesy, ocean scape certainly leaves something to be desired, design-wise. Maybe it's a symbol for whatever pseudo-religious, trendy Hollywood cult thing she's into these days, or maybe it's an indication that Scarlett secretly decorates her bedroom with frilly pink unicorns jumping over rainbows and excessive amounts of Hello Kitty schwag."

C'mon kid.....

2008-02-22T21:09:00.000-06:00

Hattip: 2spare
(check out the rest of this set....PRICELESS!!!!!)
....it's all about subtlety.

YOU AREN'T THAT PRETTY

2008-02-22T21:01:00.000-06:00

6 out of 10 at most. What else would you expect from USF students?

When he came out, Williams says the man came over to her seat and yelled a profanity at her. Williams admits she yelled a profanity back at him but was puzzled when she says the flight crew only questioned her.
“I think they were just discriminating against because we were young decent-looking girls. I mean, nobody else on the plane looked like us except us,” she said. “[The flight attendants] were like older ladies. We were younger. Who knows, they could have been just jealous of us because we were younger.”

GUANTANAMO NOW!!!!!!!!!

Awesome Poster

2008-02-22T20:57:00.000-06:00

Hattip: Laughing Squid

2008-02-22T14:58:00.000-06:00


Well, sir,
there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?


MONORAIL!!!!!!




Lyle Lanley finally wins.

Who says we can't all get along?

2008-02-22T14:18:00.000-06:00

Apple fixes Rush.....errr, Rush's computer.

Dumbest. Kid. Ever.

2008-02-22T14:11:00.000-06:00

I know when I was 18 i thought about paying $260 to some douchebags to off my parents. Geez, what a little prick. They had adopted him and raised him as their own.

Jacob A. Jett, 18, allegedly gave the money and three handguns to two men as part of the plot to kill Richard and Robyn Parnell, according to prosecutors.
“He thought they were too strict,” and wanted to inherit money, Jackson County prosecutor Jim Kanatzar said.
Jett and a fellow student accused of introducing him to the would-be hit men were charged with second-degree attempted murder and armed criminal action.

Pavlik beats Taylor

2008-02-16T23:24:00.000-06:00

Not surprised at all.

Sex in 2012.....

2008-02-15T17:41:00.001-06:00

Like it's so far away. I love articles like these.....that try to predict the future. I read one the other day(I'll try to link it later) from a World's Fair in the 1940's saying we would all live in one factory villages and ride to work on a hydrofoil......that would be fun. Anyway, here is sex in 2012. For the most part, these predictions aren't going too far out on a limb. However, the mainstream accessibility of the yenta seems precarious at best. The real time love avatars and improved adult novelty industry will be a hoot.

By the way, Boy meets Girl, Girl likes Boy, Boy takes Girl home, Girl and Boy get nasty still works just fine....or just fall in love. That's not bad either.

God love Freedom of Speech

2008-02-15T17:32:00.000-06:00